Answering your stupid questions
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“If a triangle could speak, it would say that God is triangular.”
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Spinoza
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Well, you will end up with fewer gray hairs. You’ll be lucky if you’re left with hair of any color.
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(via motherpussbucket)
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We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.
bruce wayne was batman??????????
(via villainouspotential)
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(via karlkaos)
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OK, I’ll admit that real 2019 isn’t quite as bad as Killraven’s Martian overlord 2019. Happy?!?
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I continue to find it paradoxical that this joker is President of the United States. Who would have imagined that a serial liar, a failed businessman with the morals of a snake could come to be elected president of the most powerful country in the world, it is perplexing. Trump is a reflection of the type of people that supported and voted for him. That ought to tell you something about the times we live. Not good.
1992 and Mad Magazine knew the truth. The Apprentice rewrote the myth. His wealth during The Apprentice was a myth but myths don’t need to be real to be compelling.
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Here’s Deku for the new year. According to eto, the Japanese cycle of zodiac signs, 2019 is the year of the boar.
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2019 was designated as the International Year of the Periodic Table of Chemical Elements by the UN because it’s the 150th anniversary of the discovery of the Periodic System by Dmitri Mendeleev in 1869. And since we’re now in ‘19, remember
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These punch activated flame-throwing gauntlets and that rocket powered jump move!
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[Scooby-Doo Team-Up (2013-present) #50]
Okay this is the funniest page of any comic DC has published. By far.
The Mystery Gang just DRAGGED Oliver Queen
Like it’s hard?
3 hours later.
“The Duke of Oil!”
“No he’s an Outsiders villain…”
“Well, heroin pushers … you know, in - umm - the generic sense.”
“But aren’t they all opposed to pushers?”
"Oh, I know! Healthy relationships!”
(via superinframan)
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Where the hell was this alien optometrist when I was in first grade and just thought that reading hurt? In stead of diagnosing my hyperopia, it was probably anally probing some red neck. It’s not really a brown eye, you little freak!
(via profgrewbeard)
