Jay Garrick’s Golden Age tactics:
- Being fast and catching bullets and stuff
- Running so fast he’s invisible and eavesdropping on evil plans
- Stripping dudes, like, a lot
And by “a lot” I mean these are all from his first thirteen appearances
“I said I need to scratch my nose!”
“Scratching his nose led to Lieutenant Tormolen contracting the waterborne inhibition-lowering virus that caused us so much trouble over planet Psi-2000, Captain. I, for one, do not relish the possibility of Lieutenant Riley locking himself in Engineering again and repeatedly regaling us with his rendition of ‘Kathleen.’”
“Really, Spock? Couldn’t listen to it ONE MORE TIME!?!”
“Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration.”
worms are out here having insane sex we can’t even comprehend“what do they mean by disintegrate?”
“oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated”Cums myself asunder
lyndacarter-wonderwoman-4ever:
It’s giving Some Days You Just Can’t Get Rid of a Bomb.
Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four by Jack Kirby
(via spudnuto)
marvel villains are so funny, half of them might as well not exist
Well, that was Thanos’s plan so …
What’s your favourite spaceship - not the best just the one that has your heart
The Enterprise no bloody A B C or D
The Enterprise A- D
The Tardis
The Serenity
Battlestar Galatica
The Nostromo
The Millennium Falcon
The Executor
Other - tell me in the tags
Who has a favourite spaceship?
See ResultsI’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.
Yeah, I know, but I loved them!
(via leo-undrgrnd)