Answering your stupid questions

jaclynhyde:

Jay Garrick’s Golden Age tactics:
Being fast and catching bullets and stuff
Running so fast he’s invisible and eavesdropping on evil plans
Stripping dudes, like, a lot
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And by “a lot” I mean these are all from his first thirteen appearances

mm19000:

barbie-pride-flags:

Gay pride flag color picked from Allan from Barbie (2023)!

(via mercurieslocker)

crescent-coral-base:

chernobog13:
“I said I need to scratch my nose!”
“Scratching his nose led to Lieutenant Tormolen contracting the waterborne inhibition-lowering virus that caused us so much trouble over planet Psi-2000, Captain. I, for one, do not relish the possibility of Lieutenant Riley locking himself in Engineering again and repeatedly regaling us with his rendition of ‘Kathleen.’”

“Really, Spock? Couldn’t listen to it ONE MORE TIME!?!”

I want this to be like a Twinkie ad, but instead of luring crooks away from their crimes with golden sponge cake, he throws scalding coffee in their eyes. But I think he’s spilled his coffee so he’s zipping off to buy a coffeemaker or the coffee has given him the super shits.

mywitzend:

(via misterwhirly)

spudnuto:

rightleaninglibertarian:

cryptotheism:
turing-tested:
turing-tested:
“Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration.”

worms are out here having insane sex we can’t even comprehend
“what do they mean by disintegrate?”
“oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated”
Cums myself asunder
Originally posted by hecticwinter

(via justkillingtimeuntiltomorrow)

reallyndacarter:

lyndacarter-wonderwoman-4ever:
It’s giving Some Days You Just Can’t Get Rid of a Bomb.

thebestcomicbookpanels:

Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four by Jack Kirby

(via spudnuto)

jokin-around:

marvel villains are so funny, half of them might as well not exist

Well, that was Thanos’s plan so …

spotsandsocks:

What’s your favourite spaceship - not the best just the one that has your heart
The Enterprise no bloody A B C or D
The Enterprise A- D
The Tardis
The Serenity
Battlestar Galatica
The Nostromo
The Millennium Falcon
The Executor
Other - tell me in the tags
Who has a favourite spaceship?
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I’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.

Yeah, I know, but I loved them!

(via leo-undrgrnd)

crisisofinfinitemultiverses:

by Mark Stutzman

Umm, yeah sure, Ralph.